BOPMadness 2023 (movies released in 2023, played in 2024) results!

March 12, 2024

BOPMadness 2023 (movies released in 2023, played in 2024) predictions!

Congratulations to the winners of my annual Oscar prediction contest, BOPMadness! I’ll announce those first, then break things down a bit more.

The Big Six

CatsDogBCSS, Paul C., & George Monkey Experience all scored a remarkable 97%! They all called 5 out of 6 of the categories…& their second choices won in the sixth!

The group scored 85%

The Incredibly Difficult Maven Section

Paul C. is ready for their close up with a truly amazing 96% on this section! They called almost every category (15 out of 17): in two categories, their second place choices won! Bravo!

Honorable mention to George Monkey Experience, who was close behind with 93%!

The group scored a 70%.

Overall

Those high scores on both sections led to Paul C. getting “braggin’ rights” overall, with a 97%!

The group scored 74%.

Now, let’s take a look at how the group did on the categories:

The Big Six

We called every category except for Lead Actress, where our second choice won. I’m sure a lot of people outside of the game went the same way we did.

The Incredibly Difficult Maven Section

  • Animated Feature: called it
  • Animated Short: we were surprised on this one, with our third choice winning
  • Cinematography: called it
  • Costume: an even bigger surprise, with our fourth choice winning
  • Documentary Feature: called it
  • Documentary Short: our second choice won
  • Film Editing: called it
  • International: our 3rd choice won
  • Makeup & Hair: we were tied on this one, and one of our first chices won
  • Score: called it
  • Song: our second choice won
  • Production Design: another shocker for us, with our fourth choice winning
  • Live Short: called it
  • Sound: we were way off on this, with our 5th choice getting it!
  • Visual Effects: our third choice got it. Even though it was my fourth choice, I cheered in my family room when Godzilla won an Oscar!
  • Adapted Screenplay: our third choice won
  • Original Screenplay: our second choice won on this one

While I didn’t have a great year, interestingly, I did call some categories the group missed. My problem was that I had a couple where I was really, really wrong!

If you want to see more detail, here is the predictions post:

Thanks again to everybody who played, or was just interested in the game!

See you in the movies!

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BOPMadness 2023 (movies released in 2023, played in 2024) predictions!

March 10, 2024

BOPMadness 2023 (movies released in 2023, played in 2024) predictions!

Thank you to everyone who has made predictions in my annual Oscar prediction contest! Here are the groups predictions! First, by category: you’ll see our probability for each one. After that, I’ll list them in order of likelihood (so you can see the ones about which we are the most confident, regardless of category).

The Big Six:

The Incredibly Difficult Maven Section:

Now, by probability!

Thanks again to everybody who played! I’ll announce winners for The Big Six, The Incredibly Difficult Maven Section, & Overall!

The Oscars are on Sunday, 10 March 2024, at 4:00 PM PDT.

See you in the movies!

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The Oscars are Sunday: you can make your predictions in my annual free BOPMadness contest!

March 7, 2024

The Oscars are Sunday: you can make your predictions in my annual free BOPMadness contest!

Here’s the welcome message for this year’s contest…you can play here:

https://forms.office.com/r/A0Yf55bGDP

“Welcome to the annual BOPMadness (Bufo’s Oscar Prediction Madness)! You’ll rank every nominee in every category: put the one you think the Academy is most likely to pick (not necessarily the one you think most deserves it) on the top. We play for that most valuable of all human possessions: braggin’ rights. I will announce winners in the Big Six, The Incredibly Difficult Maven Section, and Overall. Deadline is Saturday, March 9th at noon Pacific Time to give me time to get the predictions out. We have usually been quite accurate as a group: the more people who play, the better! I think it also helps not to have seen the movies, since that tends to prejudice you towards what you liked, as opposed to what the Academy might do. 

See you in the movies!”

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It’s 2024: you now own Steamboat Willie in the USA (but not Mickey Mouse)

January 1, 2024

It’s 2024: you now own Steamboat Willie in the USA (but not Mickey Mouse)

Understandably, there is a lot of coverage this morning (1 January 2024) about Disney’s first Mickey Mouse cartoon, Steamboat Willie, falling into the public domain.

Let’s talk about that (and other works falling into the public domain in the USA today)…it’s not as simple as it might seem at first.

I’m not an intellectual property lawyer (or any other kind of lawyer)…just an interested layperson who has written quite a bit about copyright over the years. I’m going to give you my understanding, but I’d never bet the house on going up against The Mouse (Disney) without real legal advice. The Disney company is famously protective of its rights.

What is the public domain…why do I say you own Steamboat Willie in the USA? A work in the public domain is owned by the public: it is not owned exclusively (with some exceptions called “Fair Use” in the USA) by an individual or a company.

Note: this is limited by jurisdiction.

What is in the public domain in the USA may not be in the public domain in Mexico or Japan (for example)…or vice versa. Different countries can set different copyright terms…and they do. It varies considerably. Here is a list from Wikipedia:

List of countries’ copyright lengths at Wikipedia

It also varies by type of medium: a recording of a song (the recording of a performance by a band/singer) may have a different copyright term than the written song itself.

Note: this does not cover derivative works

I have readers in different parts of the world and readers who speak different languages. It’s important to note that a derivative work (one which Includes “aspects” or a previous work, but contains sufficient new content to qualify for protection itself) is not covered by this new public domain status for the original work.

For example, let’s say a book was first published in English in the USA in 1928 (those are generally falling into the public domain today in the USA), and a new licensed translation into Spanish was created and published in the USA in 1968. That new Spanish version could still be under copyright protection. Generally, these are going to involve a new significant creative effort: illustrations, an introduction, annotations, and so on. Even the order and selection of public domain short stories into an anthology might be protected, particularly if it was to meet an overall theme.

Note: there may be other rights involved

One place people could run into trouble is trademarks. A trademark basically allows a company which is putting out a particular type of product in a particular market to reserve the use of a term or image to identify it. You couldn’t create a car and call it a Mercedes, for example. You might be able to make a paper clip and call it a Mercedes if the car company hasn’t done anything in the office supplies market (I don’t know). Mickey Mouse is trademarked, even if Steamboat Willie isn’t copyright protected. That’s why you’ll see Steamboat Willie released with titles like “The most famous cartoon mouse in his first cartoon!”

There are also name, image, & likeness rights, and with the rise of generative artificial intelligence, I expect those rights to be strengthened. If you used an image from a now public domain movie to create an avatar of one of the actors in character that did different things from the movie, that could possibly run afoul of the estate. That shouldn’t affect you using the appearance in the original film.

Even with fictional characters, you might defame their characters. That’s a complicated one, but Disney went after Odds Bodkins cartoonist for a “Mickey Rat” character. If you took a clip of Mickey Mouse from Steamboat Willie and put it into a pornographic movie in a way that suggested Mickey was participating, it’s possible Disney could go after you for that.

Public performances may also have other rights involved.

Note: this does not apply to the physical copy of the work

This is probably obvious, but this doesn’t mean you own a DVD of Steamboat Willie being sold in a store…you can’t just take it. The movie on the DVD is in the public domain, but the physical DVD can still be owned by someone.

Bottom line on this: if a work is in the public domain, you should be able to distribute it as it was originally released. Using it in different ways may be iffier.

Duke Law does a good article every year on public domain, including listing some highlights. Here is this year’s:

Duke Law Public Domain Day 2024

Generally, movies & books first published/released in 1928 in the USA are now in the public domain in the USA. That’s also true of musical compositions, but not of sound recordings from that year. Sound recordings from 1923 are generally falling into the public domain.

Some notable books:

  • Lady Chatterley’s Lover
  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • House at Pooh Corner (remember that this is the original book…not Disney adaptations of Tigger, for example)
  • The Giant Horse of Oz (part of the original series written by John R. Neill: other authors followed L. Frank Baum)

Some notable movies:

  • The Cameraman (Buster Keaton)
  • The Haunted House (Thelma Todd)
  • In Old Arizona
  • The Man Who Laughs
  • The Matinee Idol (Bessie Love)
  • Ramona (Dolores Del Rio)
  • We Faw Down (Laurel & Hardy)

Again, I’d check before doing anything with any of these! There will also be a number of film shorts.

One more thing: I’m going to link to what may be the most controversial article I have published, in which I explore the idea of making copyright permanent in exchange for greater Fair Use rights. I wrote it more than a decade ago, but you might find it interesting. Today’s article is clearly an argument against making copyright permanent. 🙂

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The Resolution Solution

December 31, 2023

The Resolution Solution

Note: this post was first published by me in this blog on 1 January 2017. I thought it worked well enough to republish it, very slightly updated.

We are almost to the New Year, and statistically

http://www.statisticbrain.com/new-years-resolution-statistics/

about half of Americans usually make resolutions. That’s good, because “People who explicitly make resolutions are 10 times more likely to attain their goals than people who don’t explicitly make resolutions”.

What percentage of people are successful in achieving their resolutions?

Just eight percent.

Why is that? Is there something wrong with 92% of the people? Does 8% of the population have a “keep your resolution” genetic mutation? 😉

As a trainer, I can tell you…the problem is probably with the resolution, not the person.

Resolutions are like any other goals I help people manage.

First, don’t base your resolution on results, which tend to be out of your control. For example, don’t resolve to lose ten kilos or twenty pounds in 2022. There are so many factors which could affect that, including good ones, like putting on muscle weight.

Instead, base your resolution on actions you will do. “I will walk at least 10,000 steps at least three days of every week.” If you aren’t sure what actions will help you realize your vision, consult with someone (like a Registered Dietitian for intake options).

Second, keep your goals small and your dreams big! When you set a resolution for an action, it should be something you are comfortable you can achieve 90% of the time (flukes are going to mean you can’t do it every time, or at least, you shouldn’t commit to that). If 10,000 is a challenge, make it 5,000.

Third, only increase your action goal slowly. Do one action over and over until you are a bit bored with it, then slightly increase and stay at that level until you are bored with that. 🙂 You want lots of success, so you’ll keep doing it. If you make 10,000 and decide to keep going with no end point in mind, you’ll go until you fail…and then you won’t want to try it again.

Fourth, it’s all about the framing! It’s not that you HAVE to exercise, it’s that you GET to exercise. Very few people in the world have the luxury of exercising just for their own wellness, not to accomplish a task! Find a reason: exercise to benefit something else, not just you. Taking care of yourself is taking care of others.

Fifth, track and reward. You need to know you are meeting your goals, and you can’t do that if you don’t track. Consider letting yourself buy a present if you are consistent in the goal (not for a single mighty effort). Three months of hitting your weekly goal 90% of the time means you go to the movies, for example. Don’t make it an unhealthy indulgence…you don’t want to equate being unhealthy with a good thing. Yes, exercising more means you can eat more good food (calories out/calories in), but don’t tell yourself that you deserve a glazed donut because you’ve been working out so much.

Finally, consider sharing your progress with others…that helps motivate some people.

You’re not going to be just one year older…you are going to be one year better! 🙂

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Ends in 4: geeky anniversaries in 2014

December 27, 2023

Ends in 4: geeky anniversaries in 2014

Hey, little Ten Toes! Humans (at least those using the decimal system) like to observe anniversaries by the decade. This is a brief list of some of the geeky anniversaries happening this year. It is in no way comprehensive, and we certainly may add to it (and invite you to make suggestions by commenting on the post).

1964 was a particularly stand-out year for American geek-friendly television, as 1984 was for geek-friendly movies. We’ll also be observing the 50th anniversary of D&D in 2014.

One Hundred and Sixtieth anniversary (1864)

Literature

  • Journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne

One Hundred and Thirtieth anniversary (1894)

Literature

  • The People of the Mist by H. Rider Haggard

One Hundred and Twentieth anniversary (1904)

Movies

  • An Impossible Voyage (and several others) (Georges Méliès)

Literature

  • The Food of the Gods by H.G. Wells
  • The Marvelous Land of Oz (the first sequel to The Wizard) by L. Frank Baum

One Hundred and Tenth anniversary (1914)

Movies

  • Gertie the Dinosaur (a very early animated movie)
  • The New Wizard of Oz (directed by L. Frank Baum)
  • The Patchwork Girl of Oz
  • Cinderella (with Mary Pickford)
  • Neptune’s Daughter
  • The Ghost Breaker
  • In the Year 2014
  • His Prehistoric Past (Charlie Chaplin)
  • The Primitive Man
  • A Christmas Carol (Charles Rock)
  • A Study in Scarlet (short)
  • A Trip to the Moon (not Méliès)

Literature

  • At the Earth’s Core by Edgar Rice Burroughs

One Hundredth anniversary (1924)

Birth Centennials

  • Gene L. Coon
  • Guy Williams
  • Patrick Magee
  • Marlon Brando
  • Stanley Donen
  • Faith Domergue
  • Arthur Rankin Jr.
  • Charlton Heston
  • Ed Wood
  • Rod Serling

Movies

  • The Thief of Bagdad (Douglas Fairbanks)
  • Peter Pan
  • Siegried (directed by Fritz Lang)
  • Aelita: Queen of Mars
  • The Hands of Orlac
  • The Enchanted Cottage
  • The Last Man on Earth (Earle Foxe)
  • Dante’s Inferno
  • Alice’s Spooky Adventure (Walt Disney short)
  • Trip to Mars (Koko the Clown)

Literature

  • The King of Elfland’s Daughter by Lord Dunsany

Nintieth anniversary (1934)

Movies

  • The Black Cat
  • Babes in Toyland (Laurel & Hardy)
  • Tarzan and His Mate
  • Men in Black…the only Three Stooges short to be nominated for an Oscar

Bufo’s Weird World

  • The “Surgeon’s Photograph” of the Loch Ness monster surfaces

Literature

  • Erewhon by Samuel Butler
  • Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers

Eightieth anniversary (1944)

Movies

  • Arsenic and Old Lace
  • The Uninvited
  • Captain America serial
  • House of Frankenstein
  • The Scarlet Claw (Sherlock Holmes)
  • The Lodger
  • Between Two Worlds
  • The Canterville Ghost (Charles Laughton)
  • The Mummy’s Ghost and The Mummy’s Curse
  • It Happened Tomorrow
  • The Monster Maker
  • Black Magic (Charlie Chan)
  • Cobra Woman
  • The Return of the Vampire
  • The Invisible Man’s Revenge
  • Cry of the Werewolf
  • Jungle Woman (Acquanetta)
  • The Lady and the Monster
  • Gildersleeve’s Ghost

Seventy-Fifth anniversary (1949)

  • The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
  • A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
  • Mighty Joe Young
  • The Rocking Horse Winner
  • Batman and Robin (serial)
  • King of the Rocket Men (serial)

Seventieth anniversary (1954)

Movies

  • Godzilla (USA release)
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • Them!
  • Tobor the Great
  • Monster from the Ocean Floor (the first geeky movie Roger Corman produced)
  • Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
  • Brigadoon
  • The Naked Jungle (it’s a monster movie…it’s just that the monster is made up of many little organisms) 😉

Debuting TV series

  • Captain Midnight
  • Flash Gordon
  • Rocky Jones, Space Ranger

Literature

  • I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
  • The Caves of Steel by Isaac Asimov
  • The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien

Comic book first appearances

  • Wendy the Good Little Witch

Bufo’s Weird World

  • The first big wave of humanoid sightings in conjunction with UFOs in the modern era occurs in France
  • Truman Betherum’s Aboard a Flying Saucer is released
  • The UFO Evidence by Richard H. Hall and NICAP

Sixtieth anniversary (1964)

1964 was a great year for television! Shows debuting that year include:

  • Bewitched
  • The Addams Family
  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
  • Jeopardy
  • Flipper
  • Gilligan’s Island
  • The Munsters
  • Jonny Quest
  • Underdog
  • Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
  • Stingray (supermarionation)
  • My Living Doll (Julie Newmar as a robot)
  • The Magilla Gorilla Show
  • The Peter Potamus Show
  • Hoppity Hooper
  • Linus the Lion Hearted
  • The Famous Adventures of Mr. Magoo (Magoo does the classics)
  • R3 (a now obscure science fiction show with Oliver Reed)

The Rankin-Bass Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer debuted, and the Beatles set records appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show.

Movies

  • Mary Poppins
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Literature

  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Ian Fleming
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
  • The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein
  • Doctor Who and the Daleks by David Whitaker (the first Doctor Who novel)
  • Farnham’s Freehold by Robert A. Heinlein
  • Bantam begins reprinting the Doc Savage adventures
  • The Book of Three by Lloyd Alexander (the first book of the Chronicles of Prydain)

Fiftieth anniversary (1974)

Movies

  • Blazing Saddles
  • Young Frankenstein
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Man with the Golden Gun
  • Zardoz
  • Dark Star
  • Flesh Gordon
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
  • Blood for Dracula (AKA Andy Warhol’s Dracula…the Udo Kier version)
  • It’s Alive (Larry Cohen’s killer baby movie)
  • Phase IV
  • The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
  • The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires
  • The Cars that Ate Paris (Peter Weir)
  • Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter
  • The Terminal Man
  • The Groove Tube

Debuting TV series

  • Land of the Lost
  • Planet of the Apes
  • The Six Million Dollar Man
  • Kolchak the Night Stalker
  • Shazam! (Captain Marvel)
  • Hong Kong Phooey
  • Happy Days (does it count? Well, arguably, Fonzie is supernatural ((or at least, a superhero)), but Mork & Mindy was also a spin-off) 😉

Toys & Games

  • Dungeons & Dragons (original version)

Literature

  • Carrie by Stephen King
  • Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said by Philip K. Dick
  • Icerigger by Alan Dean Foster
  • The Mote in God’s Eye by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
  • The Dispossessed by Ursula K. Le Guin

Comic book first appearances

  • Wolverine
  • The Punisher
  • Iron Fist

Fortieth anniversary (1984)

Movies

  • Ghostbusters
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • The Neverending Story
  • The Terminator
  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  • The Karate Kid
  • Gremlins
  • Revenge of the Nerds
  • Red Dawn
  • Dune
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Splash
  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes
  • Conan, the Destroyer
  • 1984 (the John Hurt version)
  • Children of the Corn
  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
  • Star Man
  • 2010
  • Top Secret!
  • The Last Starfighter
  • Repo Man
  • The Philadelphia Experiment
  • Supergirl
  • Firestarter
  • Night of the Comet
  • Sheena: Queen of the Jungle
  • The Toxic Avenger
  • The Muppets Take Manhattan
  • Runaway (Gene Simmons and robots versus Tom Selleck)
  • Silent Night, Deadly Night
  • The Ice Pirates (which my Significant Other has named the worst movie ever made)
  • C.H.U.D.
  • Dreamscape
  • Iceman
  • The Company of Wolves
  • All of Me
  • The Brother from Another Planet

Debuting TV series

  • The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett)
  • V
  • Airwolf
  • Thomas (the tank engine) & Friends
  • Highway to Heaven
  • The Transformers
  • Voltron: Defender of the Universe
  • Muppet Babies
  • The Master
  • The Duck Factory
  • Rainbow Brite

Toys & Games

  • Chill
  • Toon

Literature

  • Neuromancer by William Gibson
  • Bridge of Birds by Barry Hughart

Thirtieth anniversary (1994)

Movies

  • The Lion King
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • The Mask
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • The Crow
  • Stargate
  • Ed Wood
  • The Flintstones
  • Junior (Arnold Schwarzenegger…pregnant)
  • Frankenstein (the Robert De Niro version)
  • Street Fighter
  • Star Trek: Generations (Kirk and Picard)
  • The Pagemaster
  • Timecop
  • Wolf (Jack Nicholson)
  • The Shadow
  • Blankman

Debuting TV series

  • Babylon 5
  • Touched by an Angel
  • The Secret World of Alex Mack
  • Gargoyles
  • The Magic School Bus
  • Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
  • Weird Science
  • Earth 2
  • Duckman
  • The Tick

Videogames

  • Sony releases the Playstation in Japan
  • Earthworm Jim

Twentieth-Fifth anniversary (1999)

Movies

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey)
  • The Matrix
  • Chicken Run
  • The Family Man
  • The Mummy (Brendan Fraser)
  • The Green Mile
  • Unbreakable
  • The Iron Giant
  • Mystery Men
  • Dungeons & Dragons
  • Bedazzled
  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
  • Dude, Where’s My Car?
  • The Emperor’s New Groove
  • Battlefield Earth
  • Toy Story 2
  • Tarzan (Disney)
  • Stuart Little
  • Heavy Metal 2000
  • The Sixth Day
  • Fantasia 2000
  • Rugrats in Paris
  • Inspector Gadget (Matthew Broderick)
  • Godzilla 2000

Debuting TV series

  • Total Recall 2070
  • Batman Beyond
  • So Weird
  • Farscape
  • Futurama
  • SpongeBob SquarePants
  • G vs E
  • Sabrina: The Animated Series
  • Relic Hunter
  • Archie’s Weird Mysteries
  • Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World
  • Spider-Man Unlimited
  • Angel
  • Roswell
  • Beastmaster
  • 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd
  • Courage the Cowardly Dog

Twentieth anniversary (2004)

Movies

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Incredibles
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • The Polar Express
  • The Butterfly Effect
  • The Village
  • 13 Going on 30
  • The Day After Tomorrow
  • Saw
  • Hellboy
  • Howl’s Moving Castle
  • The Grudge
  • Shark Tale
  • Team America: World Police
  • AVP: Alien Vs. Predator
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Catwoman
  • The Manchurian Candidate (Denzel Washington)
  • Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
  • D.E.B.S.
  • Night Watch

Debuting TV series

  • Lost
  • Battlestar Galactica
  • The 4400
  • Phil of the Future
  • Bleach
  • Wonderfalls
  • Hex
  • The Batman
  • Ghost Hunters

Tenth anniversary (2014)

Movies

  • The Nut Job
  • I, Frankenstein
  • The Lego Movie
  • Vampire Academy
  • Divergent
  • Muppets Most Wanted
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • Godzilla
  • X-Men: Days of Future Past
  • Maleficent
  • Edge of Tomorrow
  • Earth to Echo
  • Snowpiercer
  • Lucy
  • Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Life After Beth
  • The Maze Runner
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • The Book of Life
  • Ouija
  • Interstellar
  • Big Hero 6
  • Penguins of Madagascar
  • Into the Woods

Debuting TV series

  • From Dusk till Dawn: The Series
  • The 100
  • TripTank
  • Salem
  • Penny Dreadful
  • The Last Ship
  • The Leftovers
  • Extant
  • The Strain
  • Henry Danger
  • The Quest
  • Outlander
  • BoJack Horseman
  • Z Nation
  • Gotham
  • Star Wars Rebels
  • The Flash
  • Constantine
  • Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero
  • The Librarians

Literature

  • Mr. Mercedes
  • Station Eleven

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Christmas Rapping

December 24, 2023

Christmas Rapping

I wrote this decades ago, so I was a bit surprised when it looked to me like I hadn’t published it here yet. I performed it publicly once for a non-profit. It’s intended to be spoken (in Santa’s voice), with a bit of simple beatboxing

Well, I’m MC SC, Santa Claus to some
And every year people wait for me to come
Down their chimneys, with lots of toys
Some for the girls and some for the homeboys

Well, I’m living large, I’m that kind of guy
And word up, my reindeer are fly-
ing over, the rooftops
They make a billion stops
They got to make the night drops from the workshop
Where the elves are
And they’re working hard
To make a boombox or a toy car
And they do it all, ‘spite of being small
In fact they’re not much bigger than an action figure

But the rhythm of the givin’
And the smells of the bells
Set my toes tappin’
Everybody ready for some Christmas rappin’!

(beatbox)

Everybody say ho!
(Ho!)
Say ho ho!
(Ho ho!)
Say ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Well, I’m SC, I’m the Man in Red
And I hope you listened to what I said
Because
I got to go, I got to fly, I got to leave!
The clock on the wall says Christmas Eve

Boi-yeah!

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Santa Claus is Coming Online

December 23, 2023

Santa Claus is Coming Online
(sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming To Town by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie)

You’d better boot up
You’d better log on
Type in your password before he’s gone
Santa Claus is coming online

He’s surfing the net
He’s downloading posts
He doesn’t like flames and he doesn’t like toasts
Santa Claus is coming online

He’s filling in his spreadsheet
He’s got data entry elves
They’re unzipping all the archives
So you’d better behave yourselves

The reindeer downsized
Blitzen retired
The sleigh’s pretty light since the Pole got wired

Santa Claus is coming online
Cyber Claus is coming online
Santa Claus is coming…online!

I wrote this years ago…possibly decades. 🙂 I’m actually surprised by how much of it still makes sense when tech changes so rapidly. I’ve published it before in TMC, but wanted to do it again this year…

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Bufo’s Things That Work Gift Guide 2023

November 24, 2023

Bufo’s Things That Work Gift Guide 2023

We have so many options when we shop nowadays! Remember when you used to go out to get garbage bags, and you didn’t need a spreadsheet to figure out all the variables? 😉

There are a lot of positives to that, but it can be overwhelming and lead to “analysis paralysis”. Then again, there’s that other issue…

Some things you buy just don’t work.

Well, maybe they work, but not as well as you thought they would, despite watching all those customer videos and reading the artificial intelligence written summary of a thousand reviews (that’s a real thing on Amazon now, by the way).

Everything in this guide works.

At least, they work for me. Yep, I genuinely use everything here…that’s really the only thing that will tie this together.

I’m going try to have a variety, from small gifts under $10 on up. I hope this helps you, or perhaps just entertains you!

O’Keefe’s Working Hands Hand Soap

  • Price: $10.24 for a 2-pack at time of writing
  • Overview: I’ve been using this for quite some time. I worked in healthcare: although I didn’t provide direct patient care (I trained the people who did), I was in patient care areas. I was pleased to be complimented by a doctor on my hand washing technique, and I wash them more than most people do. I try to wash them before I touch my face, for example, and I wash for 30 seconds. However, that tended to result in dry skin on my hands. I had used O’Keefe’s very popular hand cream, but this works quite well for me. It’s a pump liquid soap, and could be a small gift
  • Nothing’s perfect: I have gotten a couple where the pump didn’t work, as far as I can tell. I just poured the soap into another one of the bottles. I’ve written to them about the fact that it’s hard to tell how much is left in the bottle: it’s a white liquid in a white, almost opaque plastic bottle. I’d love it if they put a transparent stripe in the bottle

Skoy Swedish Dischcloth

  • Price: $4.99 at time of writing for 1, multipacks available
  • Overview: a dishcloth might seem like a strange gift, but these have attractive patterns and have the advantage of being ecological (they are made from remnant fabrics). They are used for scrubbing, and work well for that (like a scrubbing sponge). I wash them from time to time in the clothes washer, just like other towels
  • Nothing’s perfect: we’ve had a couple wear out eventually, but that hasn’t been a big problem

ELS Pet Travel (water) Bowl

  • Price: $13.35 at time of writing for 1L
  • Overview: we have two small dogs and they drink a lot of water. We used to just have open bowls, but this works much better for us, and the dogs even seem to prefer it. There is an insert that floats on top of the water, with a hole in it (cutely designed to look like a dog pawprint, matching a design on the bowl itself). The dog licks the water through that hole. That keeps it from spilling and tends to keep the water much cleaner (dogs can get their water dirty through transfer from their fur). Neither of these are 100%, but so much better than the old way
  • Nothing’s perfect: to remove the float, you have to pop off a plastic restraining ring. That can be some work, just to get it off and on properly

Ring Chime Pro

  • Price: $59.99 at time of writing
  • Overview: we have Ring security cameras at our doors and they are very useful for us. They’re great for package delivery & I like seeing animal that may pass by our doors in the middle of the night. The automatic light is also a nice feature. However, it wasn’t going to wake me up if someone used the door in the middle of the night. This solves that problem! It’s a separate, small devices that just plugs into a wall outlet. It can make a variety of noises: we use “Triangle”, which is very noticeable. It’s controlled nicely in the Ring app. It can also extend your wi-fi network for your Ring devices, but we don’t use it for that. It has a nightlight feature, but we don’t use that, either
  • Nothing’s perfect: it does take up an outlet. I don’t think you can set it on a schedule: there are days I don’t want the alarm going off for the front door, and during the day, I don’t need it to go off every time the dogs use the dog door

Paladone Batman Multi Tool Bottle Opener Keychain

  • Price: $6.99 at time of writing
  • Overview: I love this little Batarang and use it often! I replaced one when it got lost. It’s got a small Phillips screwdrive head & a small flathead screwdriver head. I don’t use them for that very often: it’s great for opening boxes! I’ve also used it to “grab” things that were just out of reach…holy Bat-gadget, Batman!
  • Nothing’s perfect: the hole where you put in the ring to use it as a keyring is quite small, you need to use a small ring. It also would set off metal detectors, I think, and I wouldn’t try to get it past Security at a concert or a ballpark (I leave it home in those cases). When it comes, it’s black, but that has worn off over time, leaving it just grey metal looking, but that still looks cool

Rongbo Detachable Pull Apart Key Ring

  • Price: $6.59 for a 3-pack at time of writing (other multipacks available)
  • Overview: I used these all the time! A ring attaches to your main keyring, then there’s a center cylinder part, and another ring where you attach your key (or, you know, Batarang…see above). You sort of squish the center part together, and it separates. This has been very handy, for example, if I need to leave a key when the car is getting serviced
  • Nothing’s perfect: It takes a bit of doing to figure out how to separate the two rings. Once you get the hang of it, though, it’s easy enough

NOCO Boost Sport Lithium Jump Starter

  • Price: $61.56 at time of writing
  • Overview: this is one of those things where you wonder if you’re the only person who didn’t know about it already. 🙂 We needed one of our cars jumpstarted and I called AAA. I was surprised when they got to us and just walked up to the car with a small box…I was expecting a tow truck. I was astonished when they just clipped it on the battery and the car started in seconds. I asked what it was and ordered one for us. I have to say, I think they should come with a new car, or maybe the insurance company should give you one! Most things on this list I’ve used many times. This one I’ve only used once: we had somebody coming to work on our heating and they called: their van wouldn’t start. It sounded like it might be hours before their company could get someone out there. I ended up just doing it myself with this device…presto! It can also charge your phones and it has a light
  • Nothing’s perfect: it comes in a cardboard storage box, but it didn’t fit back into it very well. I will have to charge it from time to time (USB charger)

Hopeshine Arm Cooling Sleeves UPF 50+

  • Price: $15.99 for a five pack
  • Overview: this may seem silly, but we really like them. They are sleeves you put on your arm, so your arms are covered if you are wearing a t-shirt…no need for sunscreen there! It makes sun healthy behavior simpler. We keep several pairs in different colors by the door. They can be washed in the washing machine
  • Nothing’s perfect: they can really get things like burs stuck in them!

Wolverine 8mm & Super 8 reels to Digital MovieMaker Pro Film Digitizer (other models available)

  • Price: $399.99
  • Overview: We had literally hundreds of family Super 8mm film reels sitting in a box in the garage. They hadn’t been seen in 50 years or more. I could have sent them to a service to have them converted, but that ends up costing a lot of money. I also did it once with a few reels several years back, and they returned them all spliced together. It also meant I didn’t have the film boxes, with handwriting from family members on them. This device converts those film reels into digital. You need to buy an SD card for it, but then you can upload it to the cloud with an included cord. I’ve shared the ones I’ve converted with the family and it’s been wonderful! The digital files look good. It’s smart enough that if it’s only seen black for 15 seconds, it stops recording
  • Nothing’s perfect: it takes a long time…a 3 minute reel takes about half an hour to digitize. The feeder reel arm folds down for storage, which is a good thing, but it takes an effort to unfold it and fold it…someone with weak hand strength probably wouldn’t put it away at all. There are also two plastic adapters for the reels, which could be easy to lose

iClever BK05 Bluetooth Keyboard

  • Price: $47.99 at time of writing
  • Overview: I’ve considered this an essential for years. I type pretty well: last time I was tested (a very long time ago), I was in the 90s for words per minute. Not super fast, but fast. I really wanted a foldable keyboard I could use with my phone and have it feel like a regular keyboard. I tried a few, and this was by far the best. It’s a good size: folded, it fits in a large pocket. It can switch easily between using Android, Windows, & Apple, so you can use one keyboard with multiple devices. The keyboard is backlit if you want, but I don’t use that. Besides typing, the best thing is being able to use Windows shortcuts (CTRL+C to copy, CTRL+V to paste…) on the web on my phone! It stays charged for a long time: I use it every day, and maybe charge it once in a month
  • Nothing’s perfect: they break after a while…I’ve replaced mine multiple times. If it’s on a soft surface, it may add extra spaces and things like that. I’d love it if they had something rigid that could lock it open, like a flat bar on the back

Worx WG509 12 Amp TRIVAC 3-in1 Electric Leaf Blower (& vacuum & mulcher)

  • Price: $109.48 at time of writing
  • Overview: I’m not good with tools (I literally have screwdriver scars from using just a plain old manual screwdriver wrong) & I jokingly say I have a “black thumb” in the garden. This tool, though, has been a complete game changer for cleaning up leaves and such (we have trees that drop a lot of leaves and needles). It’s a leaf blower, but I rarely use it for that. The thing that really works for me is that it’s a vacuum and a mulcher…it sucks up the leaves/needles and chews them into dust. It’s amazing!
  • Nothing’s perfect: it’s a workout! It says it’s lightweight, but I wouldn’t say that. I see Amazon says it weighs 11 pounds. It’s hard to flip the switches…maybe that’s for safety. You need to be careful not to vacuum rocks and mud will gum up the valve that switches it from blower to vacuum. I open up the part that lets me get to the blades and make sure they are clear after every time I use it. Oh, and don’t forget to zip up the collection bag again before you start on the next area…if you don’t, it will just blow that dust all over the yard

Plustek Photo Scanner ephoto Z300

  • Price: $199 at time of writing
  • Overview: I would guess we’ve scanned and shared over 1,000 family pictures with this! It’s pretty simple, once it’s set up. You connect the scanner to a laptop. You feed a picture into it…it scans it & automatically crops it (makes the image the size of the photo…I’d say that’s more than 95% right). There is some photo correction available on the device itself. Then, you can save it to the cloud. I’ve also used it for documents, and it works well for that, too. Free your family photos! 😉
  • Nothing’s perfect: you need a pretty powerful laptop…not a super powerful one, like a gaming computer, but it needs quite a bit of free space to save the pictures, and a decent processor. It takes a while to convert one & that depends on the power of the laptop…I’d say up to maybe 10 seconds a picture. I bought a more powerful computer after we’d started, which cut it down to more like 2 seconds. It’s not completely intuitive to use, but not too bad

Soundbot sb221 Headphones

  • Price: $15.99 at time of writing
  • Overview: I use these every day! I wake up hours before my Significant Other, & that’s when I get a lot of my writing done. I have movies or TV shows on in the background: I’m more productive that way. People used to say to me that I’d get more done if I didn’t watch as much TV, so I did the experiment: I didn’t watch TV for 1 year. I got nothing more done. For some reason, they didn’t want to try to the experiment in reverse and watch more TV. 🙂 I digress: these are comfortable, easy to use, & sound fine: that’s all I need. I was a conga player, so I may not have the best hearing (although it’s ok): I’m sure $500 headphones have better fidelity, but I don’t need that. I don’t like things sticking in my ear, and the crosspiece goes comfortable behind my head, down near my neck. They’ve never fallen off, but I’m not playing ultimate sports! You can answer the phone on them: there’s a built-in microphone, but it’s not a boom, so it isn’t in front of your face. I’ve never used that, either. The range is good (I can go into the garage & close the door behind me & still have it connected). It’s easy to pair
  • Nothing’s perfect: it’s a micro USB connector, not a USB-C (the connection only goes into it one way: there is a rightside up and an upside down). They do give you one, but if somebody has a long cable they use for a phone, that one might not fit. This is a minor thing, but the little rubber cover that covers the charging port doesn’t tend to stay closed for me. I charge mine every day after listening for a few hours, although that may not be necessary

I may add to this later…

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Boris Karloff Eyes

October 31, 2023

Boris Karloff Eyes
(sung to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes)

His head is flat on top
You can’t believe his size
His bolts crackle and pop
He’s got Boris Karloff Eyes

His monster makes you shriek
It also makes you cry
He doesn’t have to speak
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes

He won’t spare you, he’ll ensnare you
All the better just to scare you
He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it takes to make a bone crush
He’s like Vincent Price without the flies, he’s got Boris Karloff eyes

He’s in the mummy’s tomb
With Walter Mitty’s spies
He had to Hyde from Lou
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes

He’ll tell you about the Grinch
Although he’s Doomed to Die
Dick Tracy gets the pinch
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes

He played the Killer, and hosted Thriller
He once worked with Dick Miller
He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it takes to make a bone crush
All the geeks grok his sci-fi
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes

He won’t spare you, he’ll ensnare you
All the better just to scare you
He’s ferocious, and he knows just what it takes to make a bone crush
Horror buffs say he can’t die
He’s got Boris Karloff eyes


Let’s consider this a draft, but I wanted to get it out this morning…happy Halloween!

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